Brian Jordan Alvarez

And he's Cuban.

Yeah, Brian Jordan Alvarez, the creator and star.

Well, anyway, that's another good little...

Yes.

I mean, you could say that, but also there are plenty of hot comedians.

Look at, like, Matteo Lane and, like, Benito Skinner and Brian Jordan Alvarez.

These are all gays.

But, like, even Matt Rife.

think is the most beautiful thing.

So that means he legitimately would beat up Brian Alvarez.

I don't know about beat him up, he didn't

look like he was in peak physical form exactly, but he was who he said he was, for sure.

He said he could.

Brian Alvarez wanted to see a picture of Rovert and Iggy, because he's making fun of Brian Alvarez for his little fighting.

And Rovert told him that he doesn't have to take classes to fight, it's just a natural talent.

Oh, man.

Also, I think I was saying Jordan Alvarez.

It's Brian Jordan Alvarez.

Oh, okay.

Just for the completed stuff for the people that like me using the full name of people the proper name people Brian Jordan Alvarez This is definitely not gonna pay off.

But can I just play you a little bit of this? I love my wife song I know if you again, this is I think he's in the same maybe the same persona of like the sitting song But like there's this evolving storyline around this guy that Brian Jordan Alvarez is kind of playing with a very strong with very weird Instagram filter on his head where he's like he's kind of becoming famous on the internet and people are always trying to like talk to him but he just wants everyone to know that he really loves his wife that's like the number one thing he keeps trying to sort of like uh really reiterate for people

i just i'm never gonna tell my wife how tall i am

oh wait sorry this is a song about how he never wants to tell his wife how tall he is because he initially lied to her about his height and so He now has to continue the charade.

He clearly was just with someone and he was like, can you just film me in whatever city he's in? Just looking, he's wearing a parka and he's just like looking around kind of dramatically.

This guy's really funny.

Brian Jordan Alvarez.

He is in a show.

I forget what the fuck it's called, but I watched it.

Oh, no.

He turned into an Alvarez.

So up to like 76.

Well, because he was in it, though.

I mean, Alvarez.

I know.

But Alvarez weirdly refuses to watch.

And what he does, he only sees it through the prism of like, well, that's wrestling.

He's great.

Brian?

Brian Jordan Alvarez is in it?

Yeah, baby.

I don't remember that.

Yeah.

And I've looked back at, like, Jordan, and I've been like, "Are, are you okay with this? Is this- [laughs] ...

like, child abuse?" I d- I don't know.

They've turned it on him, though.

Here's where you belong.

[laughs] Um, but anyway, we are, we are back.

Um, you guys know, um, that, uh, Jordan is-

Did you get that big box pizza, big box pizza?

We were at a fight in the comments.

Oh, people love to just say I'm Brian Jordan.

I'm just ripping Brian Jordan Alvarez when I'm not because it's funny.

If you actually look at my videos, I've been making videos for like 12 plus years.

Yeah.