Bree Van de Kamp

She sure is.

So Susan hunts down Carolyn Bigsby in between getting ready for Bree's wedding, still in a head full of curlers, who appears to be a bank teller, I guess.

And she wants Carolyn...

Carolyn? Cal...

Because that's

always how this goes.

So what's the thing? What's the twist? And with that, we move on to Bree.

Brie seductively shouts from the other room, Orson, I moved the furniture back.

It's been kind of a while, that even I forgot what was going on.

So Orson and Bree moved in with Susan and Julie temporarily because their house got, like, a huge hole in it from the tornado.

Mikey is in his big old pill addiction and had to go to rehab.

Good for him.

She remembered the first time that he hit her, which is terrible, the first time that he apologized sincerely for it, and then how he just kept doing it over and over and over again until one day she decided to fight back.

Good job, Katherine.

And so even though she's thinking about all this and Adam has left her and she's at home alone, or, you know, Dylan is here, but she's alone, all of her friends come over, right? The core four makes their way over, Susan with her drabby hair, Lynette without her hair, Gabby, you know, with her big hair, and then Bree with her red hair.

And so Katherine is a little j- jaded, okay? I won't say ungrateful, because they, all four of them have invited themselves over at their friend's house who's going through a tough time at once, which can be a little overwhelming, but still a sweet thought, right? And she goes, "Okay, so you thought that bringing me jams and jellies was gonna solve this for me?" You're like, "Okay, Katherine, whoa.

And it's like, well, what's the double meaning here? What kind of is going on in his mind? It's so fascinating.

And we've just had an entire season about how Brie has awful taste in men.

So we're so scared for her.

She's just had George and there's a lot of George parallels in this

But it's warped.

All the household tasks she's doing are done precisely to her husband's instructions.

It's very Brie in nature how perfectly organized everything has to be.

I agree.

I turn them into characters and I know where I can take them.

For example, a Brie, a traditional woman, you can reinvent a modernity, throw her towards something a little lighter, but she knows what suits her, she knows her DNA.

She's classic like Brie in the series.

She becomes the best version of herself.

She has more confidence now.

I think Gabi gives probably the most, you know, Eva Longoria gives the most devastating reaction because it comes from such like a stripped back place.

I think Brie...

Definitely has the most heartbreak because you know it's bubbled up.

So I think Marsha Cross is a great example of that.

so going back to the storylines and i think we'll just jump straight into i think what we'll do if i can read my handwriting

oh gosh

Yeah, let's say Bree and Catherine, because that is a storyline in and of itself.

Yeah, the

Is that the guy from Dune? Who

is that? Is that Brie Hodge's husband? Or is that my husband? I can't remember.

Speaking of

Desperate Housewives, somebody from Desperate

So as annoying as Lynette's scarves are to me, I feel for her right now.

So during this, like Susan McCluskey and Brie are all trying to be really wonderful friends to Lynette.

And they're like, they're going to be okay.

They're going to be fine.

When somebody is hoping that their family is alive... you don't bring up the idea that you should be telling her, hey, prepare because they could be dead.

No, wrong time, Edie.

So Susan and Brie are threatening to kill Edie if she says anything of the like to Lynette.

And again, Edie is like, oh, you guys are getting her hopes up.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

And Bree means power.

We don't get Susan's.

No, 'cause I, I imagine it, it's just not...

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Um, Bree and Katherine are our two redhead twins at the gun range together talking about their catering ideas.

See? There was a way for them to get on after all.

I know it sounds dumb, but it is.

So they have to cut their goodbye short so everybody can start getting ready, so they all hug her and they're like, "We're gonna see you real soon." And y- Bree even says, "And when we do, everything will be exactly the way it was." And Mary Alice comes to say, "Unfortunately, it wouldn't be because in four short hours, one of these women would lose a husband, and all of them would lose a friend." When I saw this episode for the first time, I was like, "Who's, who's gonna...

Whose husband is gonna die? What is this?" This was, like, one of the greatest mysteries to me.

The way they introduced it is diabolical.

So Katherine threatens to call the police, but Sylvia says she won't do that because then she would have to tell the police what happened between her and her husband, and she knows that she wants to keep everything hush-hush and not make a big scene about it.

So then Katherine says, "Adam wants nothing to do with you," but Sylvia implies that he does because he didn't tell Katherine that he stopped by the other day, which obviously took Katherine by surprise.

So at that moment, Bree is knocking on Susan's door and saying that she brought her a couple things for the tornado, tape, batteries, radio, 'cause she knows Susan is always under-prepared.

What a good neighbor.

And Parker is just confused.

It's Brie and Edie who have gathered to talk on the street, which will come to be the incident.

And

everyone is being nosy who's there outside.

And after Bree confronts Edie on her run, Parker hears Bree say, I saw you kissing my husband.

And then we see of quite exaggerated body language from edie as mrs mccluskey's kind of like i'm pretty sure they use the same clip both times because she's doing the same thing both times it cuts back uh but she's kind of like jerking her back and like throwing her arms out in the air well

they had to do that because you're not really hearing the conversation you need to know that it's a big disagreement i

get why they're doing it i just don't believe that would have been what naturally happened And then Carlos hears Brie exclaiming that they're supposed to be friends.