Boa constrictor

I don't think people will be rushing to watch this game, I certainly won't.

It wasn't necessarily pleasant, but Melbourne really pulled off a Boa Constrictor-esque defensive display.

Josh Oduro got whatever he wanted in the restricted area, 21 points and eight boards.

Chris Golding bounced back with five three-pointers on the way to 17 for the game.

This defense is absolutely humming right now.

Yeah, they're like a boa constrictor.

That's the analogy that I have.

The first two drives, they felt them out.

And I'm like, yo.

But then when I really looked at it, it was kind of goes to the point that Andrew talked about earlier.

I said they suffocate you, but the boa constrictor is the same thing.

As the game goes on, you exhaust everything by the second quarter, and then it's the second half comes, what else can we go to now? Because we tried everything to try and advance on this defense and make an impact, and they just couldn't do it.

Started as a typical Sunday for a West Allis family, quickly turned into a shocking discovery on Labor Day weekend.

A four-foot boa constrictor was hiding under the hood of their car.

In Wisconsin? Windy Tuck, the owner, says, quote, when it first moved, I literally screamed and jumped and said, no, that is alive.

And that is definitely a huge snake.

Then it turned around and started looking at us.

And hissing at us.

Now, I'm looking here at a photo of the boa constrictor in the engine.

I don't know how you would confuse that with anything other than a boa constrictor.

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So we'll talk about the offensive part of the Boa Constrictor in just a moment.

With this game, this team starts with Mike McDonald's defense.

You're not always going to see a Seattle Seahawks defensive play in the first few minutes of the game that blow your mind.

This is not a Cobra.

It may not get you on that first second that you step onto a football field.

It is a boa constrictor.

It's going to be slow.

Made-up thing.

Boa Constrictor plush in a Britney Spears costume from her VMAs look.

I don't

know.

So the Boa Constrictor is wearing a Britney Spears costume?

You know what? That's not what I was thinking.

I was thinking you win both, but actually that's better.

Because you literally said you win a boa constrictor in the Britney

No, I like it.

Speaking of, I forgot we got to play with Pumpkin's snake afterwards, his little boa constrictor.

Oh, yeah.

That's something we'll-

Yeah

...

the guy that walks around with a giant boa constrictor around the neck and says, "Hey, look at me." Okay.

Yeah, I've seen those guys.

Started poking around.

It was a boa constrictor.

Oh.

In Wisconsin.

No, it's not that cute.

It's not warm and fuzzy.

It's a four-foot boa constrictor that was curled up near the engine of his car.

I could see how, based on the skin of it, how it could look like some type of hose under the hood, depending on what kind of vehicle.