Blond

Well, I'm making it darker.

Blonde is so hard.

Blonde is near impossible.

I reached out to my hair lady because I'm getting it darker.

It's not as dark as it needs to be.

It's a different three-hour biopic from Netflix that I've been...

I was more taken by Blonde.

I didn't see Blonde, but I really wanted to see Blonde.

And that's the other part of our culture, right? Is I wanted to see that.

yeah

Where she is south of these wild days and drear.

To Elish of the Fair Hair by Frances Sledwich Read for LibriVox.org by Nemo To Elish of the Fair Hair I'd make my heart a harp to play for you, love songs within the evening dim of day.

Were it not done with ache and with mildew, of sorrow withered like a flower away.

It hears so many calls from homeland places, so many sighs from all it will remember.

And backstage, it was myself, Vanessa Bayer, who I was with, who is...

From Freaks and Geeks, The Blondes.

Is this a Jeopardy answer? The Blondes.

Oh, Busy Phillips? Busy Phillips.

Okay.

I originate

originateFighting at debate, '92, uh, one year later Peace out, Premier take me out with the fader [record scratching] I chant eenie, meenie, miney, mo I wreck the mic like a pimp pimp's hoes Here's how it goes, I am a genius, I mean this I shape this, you'll tape this, I'm kinda fiendish You wish that you could come into my neighborhood Meaning my mental state, still I'm five foot eight Crazy as I wanna be, 'cause I make it orderly You could say I'm sorta the boss, so get lost The brother who will make you change opinions Dominions, I'm in them when it's time to kick shit From the heart, 'cause I get a piece of the action Feeling satisfaction from the street crowd reaction Chumps pull guns when they feel afraid Too late, when they dip in to kick, they get sprayed Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is I get more props and stunts than Bruce Willis A poet like Langston Hughes and can't lose When I cruise out on the expressway Leaving the bodega, I say suave Premier's got more beats than Blondes got hate Clip's are inserted into my gun So I can take the money, never have to run, to run, to run [record scratching]

I left my Philly at home, do you have another? I wanna get blunted, my brother Now may I make a mark, then make a spark Over this phat track, or should I say dope beat Subtract, delete All of the wick-wack that wanna be abstract But they lack the new knack that's coming from way, way back Ayo Premier, please pass that buddha sack You hear we quit? No way, bullshit I told you before, we come back with more hits I provide ripe flavor, so you can sketch me Do me a favor, don't try to catch me Slightly ahead of the game, I'm not a lame Ask him, he'll tell you the same, he knows my name Smooth, I drop jewels like paraphernalia I'm infallible, not into failure Like a rhinoceros, my speed is prosperous And pure knowledge expands from my esophagus I write in the night to bring truth to the light My dialogue is my own 'cause Smooth B will never bite [record scratching] After the tour quits, I come back with more hits [record scratching] After the tour quits, I come back with more hits [record scratching] After the tour quits, I come, come, come back Come back, come back, come back, come back with more hits

[singing] You gotta let it, let it come in now Nights short, days long, sweat nights Changing of the guards