Blissey

Yeah

... you're not fighting against a Blissey.

I, I think that.

True.

Red and Blue was 20 years ago.

20 years old and the, uh, Blissey you hit with a Focus Punch is still calculating losing its HP.

I've still got Dialga, like a whole box of Dialga, uh, uh, DS styluses that I think were pre-order bonuses, and my friend worked at Game-

They, they were.

Like, in Unova you can only find fifth generation Pokémon, which meant that they had to kind of rework some of the designs into whole new Pokémon that kinda resemble things they already had.

So one is, is like Audino, which was because they were like, "Well, we have Pokémon Centers in this generation, but we can't use Chansey," which used to be the s- like Chansey and Blissey were the Pokémon Center Pokémon basically.

Like Nurse Joy had Chansey or Blissey.

But then, then in Gen 5, they were like, "Well, we can't use Chansey or Blissey in the Pokémon Center, so we gotta have a new one." So they had to make Audino, which is very similar to Chansey-

[laughs]

... and Blissey, but is totally different.

And then Bouffalant, which is a bison-based, or not even a bison.

It looks kinda like a, like a longhorn.

I remember buying a lot of primes on eBay for like five, 10 bucks.

I got like a Blissey and a couple other ones in there.

I was like, oh, these look pretty clean.

We set off a grade, got PSA 10.

Like it's a prime, like, you know what I mean? I was like, I'll take 50.

But again, that's back when of course first said, you know, Jungle Jolteon was like 30 bucks.

So I was like, this Blissey's way overpriced.

And the Jungle Jolteon in a nine.

That rhymes.

Blissey has eggs like Chansey.

They are portrayed as extremely desirable and almost magically comforting.

Ooh.

Would you have Moomoo milk?

Yes.

Would you eat eggs from Blissey?

Yes.