Blade: Trinity

[chuckles] So it's like you would have rather they put out dog shit starring Mahershala Ali just to say that it happened than have them be like, "Nah, this isn't good enough.

I don't, I don't, I wanna, I wanna start from scratch." Like, and then finally apparently just giving up, which honestly I'm like, that's the best ca- 'cause truth, truth be told, like I was like, my whole thing is like when they first announced it, I was just like, I mean, I'm not saying they can't do more Blade, but also my thing is like despite Blade Trinity's existence, like I don't think you're going to top the existing, like, like the first Blade and Blade 2.

So it's like if you are going to do it, it's kind of like the line, um, like there was this line like, I don't know why I'm referencing the OC right now, but um, when they were like, [chuckles] when he's talking about, um, it's like if you are going to try to kill the king, you have to be sure you can kill the king.

So it's like, it's the whole thing of like if you don't think that you can make...

Yeah.

Yeah, I, I haven't even seen Blade and Elektra, but I was so-

[exhales]

Obviously I was famili- like, I was just, like, so, like, you know, in the moment.

Stop it.

Stop it.

My feels is all about Blade.

Uh, listen, guys, how many of you...

Eddie J. Lowe, repeat offender for Volcano.

Parker Posey, repeat offender for Blade: Trinity.

I wish I knew how to quit you.

Eric Stolhansky, repeat offender from Super Troopers, Club Dread, Beerfest, and Slammin' Salmon.

You need to go full Mad Max for that.

Or they could do like what they did in Blade Trinity, was kidnap a bunch of people and then put them into large farms and then drain their blood slowly.

Is there a

vampire story that doesn't devolve into vampires farming people?

What?

Well, was it Blade or was it The Blade in, in the Blade Trinity?

It's true.

It's true.