Black Bart

I told you about the changing room.

Robbie told you about Black Bart and the snail man.

And Stevie, you told us about some shit that I don't quite remember.

Literally the most recent

Not you, because that involves putting effort in.

Who? Robbie?

Black Bart.

No? One more guess.

But we don't have Sam Bellamy.

We don't have Black Bart.

We don't have...

Steed Bonnet.

and then came back in and went yeah pirates we took them out for you don't worry of course you can give us some gifts to say thank you just this tenacity of it it's just just amazing stuff but then he then he bit off more than he could chew because he went into a port and he started to cozy up to the governor and they planned to kidnap all the important people and ransom them off but they got wind of it so they ambushed him and he was shot dead in an ambush Yeah.

That is a really cool story.

It's a cool story, which then goes on to his underling, Black Bart, taking over, and then his story began.

So, yeah, it's all good stuff, really.

When the blonde and I got married, we had an old white Toyota Celica.

And we installed an alarm on the car called the Black Bart.

Now why we did that, I don't know.

That was a radio car.

No one would have stolen that car in a million years.

The Black Bart was incredibly cheap as an alarm system.

It went off with the slightest trigger.

If someone walked within 10 feet of that dumb car, alarm.