Bitmoji

if you can eat only one slice of pizza, you're a fucking monster.

I'm Brandi Posey, and I just want to be the woman my Bitmoji deserves.

I'm Tess Barker, and I just started using that weird crystal deodorant, but it was so cool being friends with you guys while it lasted.

This is Lady to Lady.

Yes, there we go.

Where you wrote, Snap needs to lean back into OG Bitmoji.

It was made for the personal agent moment and would bring products like Bot to life.

It would be fun to see where your friends' agents are on the internet, et cetera.

And when you posted this, I had a blast with it because – Every AI agent company is personifying their agents in some way, but they're all caricatures or cartoons or like Muse has that.

I don't even know what that is, like a Yeti, but like things.

But it would be so much fun if I could be like, what is the little James Bitmoji doing in that thing?

I vibe-coded this, because last night I couldn't sleep, and I'm not done with it.

And how

he's in love with his Bitmoji.

Yeah, it's nasty shit.

It's such an interesting movie made by a horny old man.

I feel like it's more toxic than TikTok, but I was like, I can't.

And then the Bitmoji thing, when I made that Bitmoji guy, that was the cringiest thing I've ever done in life.

I never felt worse about myself until I made a Bitmoji guy.

Snapchat just wasn't for me.

I'll see you on the next one.

Oh, but it's not moving.

Bitmoji.

It was a bitmoji of himself with the text under it just says, Seriously? Seriously? And that is what we got.

And it has no likes.

Yeah.

So we downloaded, our solution was we downloaded the Bitmoji.

You know the Bitmoji characters?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Right.

Mm-hmm.

And then he sent me a Bitmoji, "I miss you." He didn't have to write it, he could just send, send the Bitmoji.

I want to start doing that.

Just an AI, just a Bitmoji of me.

Because why is my Bitmoji so cute? I'd rather just have them be regular.

And it's like, if you get it, you get it.

But it is hard.

Okay

... my mom sent my sisters and I a Bitmoji of herself like this, and it said, "Grandpa's in the hospital." [laughs]

[laughs] Oh no.

We were like, "What?"

I really

...

but maybe not with the Bitmoji.

[laughs]