Binaca

We met on Friday the 13th, and we're happy."

And h- he's in the bathroom checking himself out in the mirror, and she's freshening up, doing her hair, spraying Binaca, and she wasn't expecting him so early.

And then he-

Yeah

I don't.

Binaca.

Do you remember Binaca? The spray, yes.

Do they still make that? I doubt it.

My dad used to

When he sees me, Brandon, he's gonna hug me, maybe kiss me.

And then I made a joke about, "Oh, I'm gonna have to spray Binaca that day."

[laughs]

And then he didn't understand what that meant.

Is Binaca totally dead? Do you think they sell Binaca?

Mm, I bet it's-

Wasn't it like a big trope in the '90s? Like, you're gonna about to kiss the pretty girl in school, you spray it, and she doesn't notice.

I, I have something-

I know with Amway there was some we- even weird behavior, even stuff with, like something with breath spray.

You know that, like, Binaca stuff that you spray in your mouth?

Oh, yeah.

The, the, it was in... [laughs] I don't know how it's tied in, but you should look it up.

[laughs]

Pheromones.

So instead of, instead of Binaca, I don't...

When you said Binaca, the first thing-

I don't think it'll go bad.

Binaca's whole thing is-

It's

alcohol, right? It's alcohol.

There were two things that were hot, and they were both spray-based.

One was Binaca, which was hot among middle schoolers, but was really for smokers.

It was the breath spray, which used to be sort of a movie trope where, like, oh, I'm going to go over there, and it's in, like, Dumb and Dumber.

He sprays the Binaca the wrong way.

And then, like, Abercrombie-based...

Fierce.