Bill Edgar

Let's get to your confessions.

As always, we'll give thanks to the Coffin Confessor, Bill Edgar in Australia, the man who you can pay to show up at your funeral and say whatever you want.

You can't do it, so he does it for you.

And Carl Brown, he does it around these parts.

in this championship with all the competition Gregor two sides two games I wanted to throw at you there take it whichever way you like

we'll start with QPR I mean this there was a remarkable scoreline we spoke last week about Swansea's you know they lost against West Ham and it shouldn't derail their season and then now you know I think they conceded eight goals all season before this one and then they were 3-0 down after 15 because of a Richard Coney hat-trick Lovely stat in Bill Edgar's column this morning in the game about where that ranks.

I think there are only two quicker.

Ginger Richardson playing for West Brom against West Ham in 1931.

And he'd be like, yeah.

Alan Warboys and Ginger Richardson.

Honestly, Bill Edgar, where does he get it from? But as you say, brilliant for Richard Coney, who's had a difficult season.

Amazing to score a 15-minute hat-trick when he hasn't scored all campaign.

So it is, it's strange, isn't it? There must have been something going on in that dressing room that just made them all so sceptical.

Well done to Bill Edgar of The Times, who spotted AI in this weekend's football.

Oh, yeah.

The AI takeover continues.

You say that with a giggle.

Have I told you about Bill Edgar, the coffin confessor?

Ooh, what does that mean?

You can hire this man to go to your funeral and either read something or kick people out or deliver some truths, kind of in your final, your final-

This is a beauty.

Bill Edgar is the coffin confessor.

What's the coffin confessor? Well, let's find out.

G'day, Bill.

And what I did is, uh, I basically go to the funeral as one of the mourners.

I sit amongst family and friends, and exactly two minutes into the service, whilst his best mate's performing the eulogy, I stand up and I say, "Excuse me.

My name's Bill Edgar.

I am the coffin confessor.

We're looking forward to that.

The Coffin Confessor, Bill Edgar.

Now-

Please explain

It's just, it was a big story at the time.

Yeah.

Wonder if our man Bill Edgar, who's coming up at 4:00 PM, sir-

Oh, yeah

Okay, representational.

It was interesting, the illustration that Bill Edgar used last night, the woman speaking about her new baby said, and somebody was being complimented on the baby, says, well, you haven't seen anything until you see the picture, or however she put it, you know.

Boy, the picture is really great.

Somehow the image has become more real.