Bill Cowher

Every high-profile vacancy will generate speculation until he definitely says no.

And the only coach that I can recall who was as popular as Tomlin, who didn't come back to coach, is Bill Cowher.

And that cursed every man, woman, and child that's watched CBS.

Cowher is not only on TV, he's terrible.

Analog Al, you're...

Complaint, Scrooge, duly noted.

Analog Al writes in, says the Super Bowl Pittsburgh won against Seattle, I believe was rigged for that jerk Bill Cowher to get a ring because he was retiring.

Yeah, that was atrocious.

Every high-profile vacancy will generate speculation until he definitely says no.

And the only coach that I can recall who was as popular as Tomlin, who didn't come back to coach, is Bill Cowher.

And that cursed every man, woman, and child that's watched CBS.

Cowher is not only on TV, he's terrible.

I need something.

We went through this last week in my ending joke with Bill Cowher.

You give me dead air twice.

It's Smith's fault.

Look, I'll make a lot of Steeler fans mad.

I think Bill Cowher has as many warts, if not more, than Mike Tomlin, because Bill Cowher came from the Schottenheimer tree, and man, did that manifest an awful lot.

It did.

We lost to a lot of teams we were better than in the playoffs because it went Schottenheimer.

And Dan always – God, I used to – if you remember those – the rare pressers, like Dan did what? What, maybe two, three at the most all year? And I still remember if we had a down season, Dan sternly coming in front of the cameras and saying – well, we got to get back to running the football, and we're going to run the football this next season.

And there was no – there was no blink in what was going to happen.

And you know Bill was like – Bill Cowher was like, okay, Mr. Rooney,

that's what we're going to do.

My guess is he doesn't, but he could make millions doing this for a long time.

Well, you know, I mean, the, the last time this happened with the Steelers was, was Bill Cowher, and we all...

You're right.

Now, he came off, I think he came off a Super Bowl win and then, then, uh, I can't remember if it was, like, a year later or maybe not.

Maybe...

Yeah, he got a Super Bowl win, Bill Cowher in, like, 2005 over the Seahawks.

Yes.

Yep.

Meaning...

If I got a neighbor who's named, I don't know, Bill, and every day my kids walk by Bill's house and Bill's yelling at my kids.

It's weird.

Bill, I hate Bill, right? Then one day Bill goes, hey, kids, how you doing? It's like weird, out of character.

Next day, hey, kid, how you doing? Like every day I'm like, dude, what's going on with Bill? And I go walk to Bill, hey, Bill, what's going on, man? You're different.

Yeah, well, I just, I had a long issue with, you know, something.

I had like some illness and I'm healed now, so I'm in a better mood.

Like it's out of character for Bill, but it's in a positive direction.

So Mike Tomlin never had a losing record.

Bill Cowher wasn't losing a lot of games there either.

When is the last time? Had to be in the 90s.

The Steelers had a losing record.

leading there? Who's leading there?

We got TNT Twilight Boner Signal in first place by one single bonus point ahead of Nick's Diddling Dinks Daycare, Cowher's Free Time, and Four Bogey Dump.

Who are the Cincinnati

Stingers? Is that the World Hockey Association? Because he played for them for a minute.