Skip to main content
Bert Weiss

Bert Weiss

Internet personality

Search complete. 701 mentions across 151 episodes found for "Bert Weiss".

Sep 11, 2026

Melissa CarterHOST
27:09
I mean, I wouldn't say fly open,
Bert WeissHOST
27:10
but generally because we've been doing this morning show in Atlanta for nine years, if we want to go in to see a band, the owner probably goes, hey, I know the Bert show.
Bert WeissHOST
27:19
Yeah, let's get them on in there.
Bert WeissHOST
27:20
And no problem.
Bert WeissHOST
28:36
Yeah.
Bert WeissHOST
28:37
I
Melissa CarterHOST
28:37
think Katie Jo and Bert, it looked like they were clogging or two-stepping off the bar.
Melissa CarterHOST
28:41
And then I realized that that was actually a
Melissa CarterHOST
1:47
I mean, I wouldn't say fly open,
Bert WeissHOST
1:48
but generally because we've been doing this morning show in Atlanta for nine years, if we want to go in to see a band, the owner probably goes, hey, I know the Bert show.
Bert WeissHOST
1:57
Yeah, let's get them on in there.
Bert WeissHOST
1:58
And no problem.
WendyHOST
3:13
know, yes, I'm guilty.
Bert WeissHOST
3:14
I think
Melissa CarterHOST
3:15
Katie Jo and Bert, it looked like they were clogging or two-stepping off the bar.
Melissa CarterHOST
3:19
And then I realized that that was actually a
Jeff DaulerHOST
2:47
Like I would, like I could see the conversation coming up.
Jeff DaulerHOST
2:50
Like if we were just talking in this room, like I would say Bert, definitely not a stalker.
Jeff DaulerHOST
2:56
Melissa, stalker.
Jeff DaulerHOST
2:58
Fuck.

36 MINS LATER

Bert WeissHOST
39:19
And I don't want this to be a game of pile on or anything, but literally, Melissa, when she was walking down the hall yesterday, if you were 20 feet behind her, you could smell her dewy clothes.
Melissa CarterHOST
39:28
Poor thing.
Melissa CarterHOST
39:29
Thanks, Bert.
Melissa CarterHOST
39:29
Yeah, it was yesterday.
Monarch Siding, Windows and RoofingADVERTISER
0:56
You can give them a call at 402-596-1414.
Bert WeissHOST
1:00
The Bert Show.
Bert WeissHOST
1:02
I need total honesty from women here for a second.
Bert WeissHOST
1:05
Okay.
Melissa CarterHOST
2:17
Poor thing.
Melissa CarterHOST
2:18
Thanks, Bert.
Melissa CarterHOST
2:19
Yeah, it was yesterday.
Melissa CarterHOST
2:21
And then it was, I went to the Braves game yesterday, which was outside.
Jeff DaulerHOST
2:17
Like I would, like I could see the conversation coming up.
Jeff DaulerHOST
2:20
Like if we were just talking in this room, like I would say Bert, definitely not a stalker.
Jeff DaulerHOST
2:27
Melissa, stalker.
Jeff DaulerHOST
2:29
And what's the difference? What makes Melissa the stalker? Why
speaker_2ADVERTISER
0:53
Get in the game now and score a 100% match on your first purchase only at LegendsWithAZ.com.
Bert WeissHOST
1:00
The Bert Show.
Bert WeissHOST
1:01
So, I'm in an awkward spot here right now with my dad.
Bert WeissHOST
1:03
If you're a new Bert Show listener, let me just give you the quick history here.
Bert WeissHOST
1:07
My dad and I have always had sort of a tumultuous relationship.
Bert WeissHOST
1:11
He's a very controlling dude.
Bert WeissHOST
3:23
Anyway, we just have not had a strong relationship.
Bert WeissHOST
3:25
And about a year ago, we just laid it all out.
ShannonHOST
11:51
Yeah.
Bert WeissHOST
11:54
Good morning, Bert Show.
Bert WeissHOST
11:56
Morning.
Bert WeissHOST
11:56
Good morning.
VincentAUDIENCE
11:58
is
CaseyAUDIENCE
11:58
Casey.
Bert WeissHOST
11:59
Casey, thank you for calling the Bert Show.
Bert WeissHOST
12:00
What is going on in your life this weekend that we have to check back with you on Monday
Melissa CarterHOST
19:22
It really worked out well in my favor.
Melissa CarterHOST
19:24
But if it ever comes up again, Bert, I want you to explain how to handle this situation.
Jenn HobbyHOST
19:28
Okay.
Melissa CarterHOST
19:28
So you're at a restaurant.

12 MINS LATER

Jeff DaulerHOST
31:36
digital.
Jeff DaulerHOST
31:36
That is so brilliant,
Bert WeissHOST
31:37
Bert.
Bert WeissHOST
31:39
Did you say that he has a girlfriend now or you have a boyfriend or in the past you guys have, but you've still gone out on these dates?
Bert WeissHOST
7:07
[laughs]
Melissa CarterHOST
7:07
If we said, if w- like we were asking you about your wife and said, "Bert, why do you love your wife?" And you were going on about Stacy, and you got choked up and teared up about that-
Bert WeissHOST
7:17
Hmm
Melissa CarterHOST
7:17
... that would be cool.
ShayHOST
10:37
[laughs]
Jeff DaulerHOST
10:37
[laughs]
Melissa CarterHOST
10:37
Stupid Bert.
ShayHOST
10:38
Full of it.

141 more episodes mention Bert Weiss.

Create an account to see the whole feed, search across every transcript, and follow the entities you care about.

We value your privacy

We use cookies to understand how you use our platform and to improve your experience. Click “Accept All” to consent, or “Decline non-essential” to opt out of non-essential cookies. Read our Privacy Policy.