Benjamin Wade

People don't want to hear about your stuff.

Like, the Tyson and Coach thing is so in my mind every time I hear Brady.

Like, he doesn't have someone to be like, we get it.

Tell us about a really cool wrestling thing when you're there and then eat your food and shut up and you'll be good.

And so...

Who is going to pair with him? Who's going to be willing to take it? And is Mike safe next week because he's going to end up being paired with somebody who either, A, has an idol and can save them, or B, is just part of an alliance that people don't want to see go home.

Like, Coach and Chrissy were easy last year.

Mike Pinsky does not have another person he can pair with that's easy because Tanan's not going to do it willingly.

I'm really not a big fan of this cast.

And even though I loved what Kilby did at Tribal, could you picture Boston Rob, Coach, or Sue Hawk sobbing after voting someone out after nine days?

Oh, I could totally see Coach doing that, just like Eric did in a completely fake way with no water work.

Bring me back to Old Town Survivor.

I think that's why I love the podcast, because maybe I am missing something.

Oh, my God.

Okay, well, let's talk about Coach, because Coach opens this episode.

And I thought this was, like, really interesting, because I'd kind of forgotten it, that Coach has this huge crash out.

I don't even know what Sandra said at the last Tribal Council.

I don't even remember anything that she said about Coach, which obviously she said something, but it really sent him into a spiral.

Yeah, I mean, it was a bit much for me.

I don't really connect with Coach as a character.

That said...

Yeah.

And I would rather them do it this way than Chrissy and Coach going out in the same tribal council and Devins and Saree going out in the same episode and all that nonsense.

I agree.

That's a good point.

They're showing him, they're showing him, like, a great level of delusion, which I like.

It's...

And, like, not in a, I mean, you, you know how I feel about Coach.

Not in like a Coach-Banu kind of way, in, like, a fun, like, working and strategic and, like, I feel like I would work with him, and yet he's still, like, just off.

Coach.

Coach.I'll go Star

Star.

Yeah.

Also, he has the craziest, most diabolical hairline I have ever seen on an individual.

And I watched Coach on Z50.

It is the craziest thing I have ever seen.

Those front strands are straight up 12 inches long.

It is crazy.

And like.

Okay, look, we're going to give, for the first time ever on this show, a little credit to Coach.

Coach is 50-something, okay? Yes.