BB gun

So who is the author of this rubbish? Well, the Toronto Sun was the first to obtain this memo.

It was signed BB, as in BB Gun.

But apparently the initials BB stand for Basem Bosra.

He's the senior director of Journalistic Standards and Public Trust at CBC News.

Two young guys, nothing to do.

What could go wrong? So finally Bruce says, "Hey, I got a new BB gun.

Let's do target practice." Excellent idea.

So we went outside and, you know, being a farm, there's, you know, there's things you can shoot at.

Well, the only thing better than one can is two or three or four cans, right? So Bruce goes off to find some more recognition hardware, right, for us.

And I don't know why, but he was gone what seemed to me like a long time.

And I've got, I've got the BB gun here in my hand, and I'm looking around for stuff to hit and shoot and whatnot, and I do a one-eighty.

I, I turn a hundred and eighty degrees around from where the can is on the fence post, and there is my grandparents' house.