Barrenwort

Moss would be a good option if you're blowing everything out of there like twice a week.

But I think for your best looking shade area and its least maintenance, think about some of the ephemerals, Maypops, Virginia Bluebells, Epimedium, Trilliums.

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I don't want a repeat of my floppy cock in the IR sauna.

Might as well take horny goat weed too.

He took a dropperful of the epimedium tincture he'd also brought.

Dear reader, I'm going on almost a week's nofap streak, and to say I prepared for this seduction would be an understatement.