Bale Messenger

These were his plans: to get his doctor's degree as soon as possible, to proceed to Paris, Italy, and Greece, make a lengthy stay in each place, and then to return to Leipzig in order to settle there as a private docent.

All these plans were, however, suddenly frustrated owing to his premature call to the University of Bale, where he was invited to assume the duties of professor.

Some of the philological essays he had written in his student days, which were published by the Rheinische Museum, had attracted the attention of the educational board at Bale.

Ratsherr Wilhelm Vischer, as representing this body, appealed to Ritschl for fuller information.

Now, Ritschl, who had early recognized my brother's extraordinary talents, must have written a letter of such enthusiastic praise, quote, "Nietzsche's a genius.

He can do whatever he chooses to put his mind to." End quote.

That one of the more cautious members of the council is said to have observed, quote, If the proposed candidate be really such a genius, then it were better did we not appoint him, for in any case, he would only stay a short time at the little university of Bale, end quote.

My brother ultimately accepted the appointment, and in view of his published philological works, he was immediately granted the doctor's degree by the University of Leipzig.

And in fact...

As the reporter Mark Caputo pointed out, Bale was linked to some fevered imaginings about Jeffrey Epstein to the extent that he had a bank account with the same name, you know, Bale, B-A-A-L.

It was so dumb that even Candio, titled or podcast way back in February, Bail So Hard, The Epstein Files.

And as proof of just how right he was, Chris Landau even noted that Iranian officials organized rallies.

there were squad builds in the pa...

Remember when, like, um, uh, Spurs got a lot of Bale money, and they spent, like, seven-- they spent it on seven players.

Seven.

One of which admittedly was e- eventually a good Eriksen.

But the rest of them were just utter dog shit.

And there's, like-

When you said they got that Bale money, for a minute I had-

The Bale money.