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Bailey Sarian

Bailey Sarian

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Sep 17, 2026

MeganHOST
5:29
So I could share.
MeganHOST
5:30
Why is it like host our twin sisters, Bailey and Kelsey? And I said, now, who is Bailey?
KelseyHOST
5:37
Like I did not do
MeganHOST
5:38
all this work to be called Bailey.
MeganHOST
5:40
Who do I contact at Google to fix
KelseyHOST
5:42
this? And this is truly just proof that AI is garbage.
KelseyHOST
5:57
We have social medias.
KelseyHOST
6:00
We are on many a streaming platform where we say our names over and over and over and over.
Casual Convo

Casual Convo

Season 3 Episode 7

Sep 14 · 2 Mentions

TrinaHOST
41:53
You-
CarrieHOST
41:54
No, is Rotten Mango and, uh, Bailey Sarian
TrinaHOST
41:56
...
TrinaHOST
41:56
Rotten Mango is, I don't really l- I love.
CarrieHOST
41:58
You've got to listen, listen to more than one, though.
TrinaHOST
42:01
I love Bailey Sarian.
CarrieHOST
42:03
Because she talks about...
CarrieHOST
42:04
Oh my fucking God.
Bailey SarianHOST
10:56
Then, once his defenses were down and he had been in there for a while, you know, doing stuff, they knocked on the door.
Bailey SarianHOST
11:04
[knocking] They were like, "How's it going in here? Do you guys need anything? Snacks? A condom? Period blood?" Bam.
Bailey SarianHOST
11:13
They all jumped the emperor.
Bailey SarianHOST
11:15
Oh, yeah, you get him, girls, you know? So they grabbed his arms, they grabbed his legs, and they hold him down, and then one of the girls takes a ribbon from her hair.

22 MINS LATER

Bailey SarianHOST
33:09
Hmm.
Bailey SarianHOST
33:10
I think we can blame both of them and call them both sick, but you know, it's just, I don't know, whatever.
Bailey SarianHOST
33:16
So I guess there, like, no piece of the actual bull has ever been found, and I don't know if y- any of you guys have ever been to the, um, torture museum, and they have, like, a replica of the brazen bull, and it's huge, and it's terrifying.
Bailey SarianHOST
33:33
But yeah, they actually have never found a piece of, like, the real thing, so some people actually kinda think it's fake.
Bailey SarianHOST
1:50
[gentle music] Hello again.
Bailey SarianHOST
1:55
It's me, your favorite person in the whole wide world, Bailey Sarian, and I'd like to welcome you to my study.
Bailey SarianHOST
2:05
Well, actually, to my podcast, Dark History, but it's in my study.
Bailey SarianHOST
2:08
It's cute, isn't it? If you're watching this over on YouTube, it's really cute.
Bailey SarianHOST
3:15
Carry that back to my bed, take some little, little bites out of my gra- I eat the whole box, to be honest, or whatever's left.
Bailey SarianHOST
3:22
Crumbs all over the bed.
Bailey SarianHOST
3:25
Yeah, I'm that person.
Bailey SarianHOST
3:26
Crumbs in my bed.
Bailey SarianHOST
1:40
Um, I hope you're having a wonderful day so far.
Bailey SarianHOST
1:42
My name is Bailey Sarian, and I'd like to welcome you to my safe space, [suspenseful music] my therapy couch, where I'm gonna tell you all the dark secrets that have gone down throughout history.
Bailey SarianHOST
1:54
Ooh, that was good, 'cause, like, normally call this the Dark History Library, but we should just call this the Dark History Therapy Couch, 'cause, bitch, we're gonna need it.
Bailey SarianHOST
2:02
We're gonna need it, okay? This is a safe space for all you curious cats out there like myself, and you're like, "Hey, you know, history's actually really boring." But, like, it's not.

49 MINS LATER

Bailey SarianHOST
51:30
Bye.
Bailey SarianHOST
51:31
Dark History is an Audioboom original.
Bailey SarianHOST
51:34
This podcast is executive produced by Bailey Sarian, Kim Jacobs, Dunia McNeily from 3 Arts, Fanny Baudry, and Claire Turner from Wheelhouse DNA, and my dog, Saint.
Bailey SarianHOST
51:47
Producer, Lexxi Kiven, Derrial Christon, and Spencer Strasmore.
Bailey SarianHOST
2:00
I hope you're having a wonderful day today.
Bailey SarianHOST
2:02
My name is Bailey Sarian, and I'd like to welcome you to my study and to the podcast Dark History.
Bailey SarianHOST
2:10
Hi, welcome.
Bailey SarianHOST
2:11
This is a chance to tell the story like it is and to share the history of stuff we would, like, honestly never think about.

52 MINS LATER

Bailey SarianHOST
54:30
Goodbye.
Bailey SarianHOST
54:33
Dark History is an Audioboom original.
Bailey SarianHOST
54:35
This podcast is executive produced by Bailey Sarian, Dunia McNeily from 3 Arts, Kevin Grosch, and Claire Turner.
Bailey SarianHOST
54:44
Writers, Joey Scavuzzo, Allyson Philobos, Katie Burris, and me, Bailey Sarian.
Bailey SarianHOST
1:14
Ugh.
Bailey SarianHOST
1:14
My name is Bailey Sarian, and I'd like to welcome you to Dark History.
Bailey SarianHOST
1:18
This month we're gonna be talking about all things spooky-ooky, like Satan, of course, clowns, mummies, and, oh yeah, witch hunts.
Bailey SarianHOST
1:28
So sit back, relax, and let's talk about that hot, juicy history but Halloween.

54 MINS LATER

Bailey SarianHOST
55:37
Goodbye.
Bailey SarianHOST
55:39
Dark History is an Audioboom original.
Bailey SarianHOST
55:42
This podcast is executive produced by Bailey Sarian, Kimberly Jacobs, Junia McNeely from 3 Arts, Kevin Grosch, and Claire Turner from Maiden Network.
Bailey SarianHOST
55:51
Writers, Katie Burris, Allyson Philobos, Joey Scavuzzo, and me, Bailey Sarian.
Bailey SarianHOST
1:51
I hope you're having a wonderful day today.
Bailey SarianHOST
1:53
My name is Bailey Sarian, and I'd like to welcome you to the Library of Dark History.
Bailey SarianHOST
1:59
Darling, hi, welcome.
Bailey SarianHOST
2:02
This is a safe space for all the curious cats out there who think, "Hey, is history really as boring as it seemed in school?" Oh, nay, nay.

1 HR 10 MINS LATER

Bailey SarianHOST
72:11
Fuck that bitch.
Bailey SarianHOST
72:13
Dark History is an Audioboom original.
Bailey SarianHOST
72:16
This podcast is executive produced by me, Bailey Sarian, Kim Jacobs, Dunia McNeily from 3 Arts, Justin Cummins, and Claire Turner from Wheelhouse DNA.
Bailey SarianHOST
72:27
Produced by Lexxi Kiven.
Bailey SarianHOST
30:28
I mean, I don't really know.
Bailey SarianHOST
30:29
Maybe she loved it actually, and I'm just a bitch.
Bailey SarianHOST
30:32
But what everyone did know was that the queen was completely addicted to sugar.
Bailey SarianHOST
30:37
I guess it was like she was hardcore addicted to sugar, like her teeth started turning black and even rotted out of her mouth.
Bailey SarianHOST
23:39
Ah.
Bailey SarianHOST
23:39
Now, I'm no scientist, but if it continues at that rate, I guess it would, like, make sense that by the year 2043, there will be no sperm.
Bailey SarianHOST
23:53
[crickets chirping] Crickets.
Bailey SarianHOST
23:54
I know.

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