Baghdad Battery

You know how they were talking about Jesus coming back? They think that this is what the guy, when Jesus comes back, they think it's going to look like this guy.

You know where the Baghdad Battery is right now, don't you? Where? Nobody knows.

It was grabbed by Alphabet Boys at the beginning of the 2000s.

Which Alphabet Boys? Ours.

And here's the bitter, chilling end to this tale.

You see, the Baghdad Battery survived the rise and fall of empires.

It survived the crushing weight of the earth for two thousand years.

It survived the harsh glare of modern science.

But in 2003, during the chaos and fire of the invasion of Baghdad, the museum was looted.

Thieves broke through the glass and vanished into the night, carrying thousands of artifacts with them.

The Baghdad battery was taken, swallowed back up by the shadows, gone without a trace.

Maybe it was just melted down for scrap by a thief who didn't know what he had.

And I know many scholars, Christopher Dunn and others, have looked at the idea of how Giza and these three pyramids are harnessing energy in some way.

Well, the Baghdad Battery, again, is well-known in mainstream science.

very interesting depiction of it is that, you know, it was used to electroplate jewelry.

And another thing that they theorize it was used for was, you know, back thousands of years ago, there were ancient churches would always be competing.

All right.

And so sometimes they would use the Baghdad battery and connect it to a statue and create a large static buildup so that you'd walk in.

And if you touched the statue, you'd get it.

You'd get it.

I, I made it [clears throat] for two purposes.

The first purpose is simply that, um, the mon- the mainstream view of the Baghdad Battery is that, you know, they've s- discovered about 12 of them so far in, in the, uh, Middle East area, mostly in Iraq.

And it's a, it's a clay pot.

It's about four to six inches tall, um, two to three or four inches in diameter.

And what you would do is, is if you, if you fill it with any weak acidic acid, grape juice, vinegar, wine, um, it's got a copper rod, uh, or excuse me, a copper lining, and a little iron rod that when you mix a, an acidic acid with this copper and iron, they will create an abundance of electrolytes, and you can literally create an electrical current.

So mainstream science acknowledges that it was a battery, but they only give two hypothetical theories for what it was being used for, which in their own right are still kinda cool.

First one was they would, ancient man would use the Baghdad Battery to heat up, let's say, gold or silver.

You know, passing this electrical current that it would generate into a little pool of gold or silver so that they could spray it over an amulet or a necklace to, uh, coat it with gold or silver.

And they've got beautiful carvings inside.

So there's things like the Baghdad Battery that works now.

If you find a relic and you do what they did, it makes a low grade of energy.

And so they were harnessing microwaves.

He's like, "I don't trust any of you motherfuckers."

Hell, you know where the Baghdad Battery is right now, don't you?

Where?

Nobody knows.

Right.

Uh, but I...

Speaking of the Baghdad Battery, I got a, a cool little theory on that.

I don't know if you've ever seen that, but, uh, I don't think it was for electricity.

Yeah.

Look up the Baghdad Battery.

But what if they were more advanced in a different way? Like, it brings to mind the movie Stargate.

I don't know if you ever saw the original.