Austin Theory

We also had, uh...

Yeah, Je'Von Evans, Austin Theory, and Big Cass for the Monday night qualifying.

Oh, I hope you were gonna say the girls' match was gonna be like, "That is definitely logs shooting out at 12 to fi-" No, no. Yeah.

Yeah, we had Je'Von, Big Cass.

Well, I mean, look, Javon Evans is the only one in that match that had brains.

Well, that too.

I mean, seriously, between Austin Theory and Big Cass, who's coming off sharper? Who's [laughs] who's-

Sure.

Because

Austin Theory's in that match, and it's

like...

Yeah, exactly.

Austin Theory was in that match.

I thought he was

there to take the pin.

was there no yeah maybe not instead we got a chelsea green title defense which was kind of ass but against not bad kind of ass yeah it wasn't that good in my opinion yeah smackdown

Shouts to Javon Evans, that boy bouncy.

That match with Big Cass and Austin Theory, pretty good match.

You know, all the matches were pretty good.

I mean, I got a shout to Chad Gable, my boy, Kurt Angle of the New Millennium.

But yes, then we got the Triple Threat qualifying matches.

Javon Evans versus Austin Theory versus Big Fucking Cass.

Now that said, this actually ended up being a pretty damn good three-way.

Austin Theory was at the top of his game here.

That's something I wanted to touch on too.

We eye-rolled at the idea because the idea is worth being eye-rolled at.

You know, Big Cass doesn't have to take the pinfall, although I think he did, which was nice for Javon Evans to get kind of get his win back on Cass.

How about that

I hope we can take out Austin.

What's it? Austin Theory.

Austin Theory? Yeah, that's what I thought.

I'm like, am I messing the name up? Yeah, he could take out Austin Theory by himself.

And, you know, once they be Bronson and Seth and Seth and Oba versus Bronson and Braun.

Honestly, I'm tired of the Vision and Judgment name.

one of the strongest.

I mean, the other super impressive feat of strength to me this week was that crazy torture rack bomb that Austin Theory pulled off on Big Cass on Monday Night Raw.

But this was even more impressive.

I mean...

else you got? Uh, I got a couple of things.

I, I know a lot of people, I tweeted about this on Monday night and some got a little pushback, but I didn't think that was the right time for big cast to get pinned by Javon Evans.

i thought the way i thought the way they were building towards a match between them two you know they had a third guy in the match yes it was austin theory and yes you're still building up the vision but at the same time you could have worked it in a way where javon evans gets the win uh yeah there's there's a there's a creative way that you could have got to it without I think Javon Evans pinning Big Cass needed to be in a different scenario.

Yes, he's been attacking Javon Evans, so there's a story there.

It was alright.

I do feel a little bad that Austin Theory has apparently become the character that gets put through the table by Oba Femi.

Yeah.

But man, Bronson Reed coming back, looking thinner than he was, but still a big dude doing like 20 splashes to Femi.

Because I'll go back and watch the shows after I was there and I'm like, dude, you can barely hear anybody.

You know?

Well, getting back to Raw, we had a Money in the Bank qualifying match, Javon Evans versus Austin Theory versus Big Cass, and Javon Evans wins.

So for everyone saying Javon Evans is being buried by losing to Big Cass, no.

Money in the Bank.

We got Javon Evans versus Austin Theory versus Big Cass.

Very, very happy that the Primogevan went over, qualified for the match.

I mean, he did fantastic at the ladder match at Mania.

We only had Theory, and that's it.

MIB qualifier Faust, Evans, Big Cass, and Austin Theory, as you just mentioned.

But first, Dragon and Penta talk in the back.

Who knows what's said? Eddie, where you at? At the same time, I probably wouldn't have taken notes anyway, so who cares?