Aunt Harriet Cooper

and then i'm like what are you talking about then this is where i go from a six to an eight i don't know if you guys know this but i guess what pat has a con a a uh what's it called not a consulate uh i'm i got dad brain here but he has a consultant that's a relative so he tells me i have an honest relative that gives me honest feedback I ain't been doing this show for eight effing years.

I never knew – I didn't get the memo that we hired a consulate that was your freaking cousin or Uncle Buck or Cousin Balky or Aunt Harriet or Uncle Jesse.

I don't even know who this person is.

So if you're a listening consultant, you can blow me, OK? So – because I guess I promote too much and I'm on my phone too much.

Hello?

Hello, Aunt Harriet, this is Henry.

Henry who?

Henry, your nephew.

Don't you remember Aunt Harriet?

Oh!

Hello.

Sort of.

The humor.

Oh, and then they go back to Wayne Manor at one point, and Aunt Harriet is listening to some horrendous fucking Catwoman jam, and they call it the Catusi, which is a play on the Batusi song, which the Batusi is the one with the...

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, there was no way on the television show Aunt Harriet didn't know what was going on, right? Please.

Right.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

"You're going fishing again?"

After having Harriet-

Yeah.

That was one of those where they're like, okay, we need to kill off Alfred.

We need to bring in Aunt Harriet because of fucking Wortham or whatever and his seduction of the innocent claims.

Yeah.

So we got to make sure that it doesn't look like Batman and Robin are gay.

So let's kill off the old guy and bring in Aunt Harriet.

And then somehow they didn't realize that like when they did that in the books, it was like they're always sneaking around behind Aunt Harriet's back.

Like, oh, he mustn't let her know of our nighttime activities, Robin.

Like...

[laughs]

It's just like, this is the, this is the light-skinned Aunt Harriet of planets.

[sighs]

And eras.