Atlantic horseshoe crab

Sounds like you need more eyes.

Can you explain your failure to evolve additional sight sensory organs? I'm sorry, what? If you really cared about this institution, you would model yourself after Limulus polyphemus, the humble horseshoe crab.

Did you know that this chelicerid arthropod has ten eyes? Why haven't you evolved extra eyes? Do you even care about the art? Well, yes, but...

We'll write that down as your SMART goal for the new fiscal year.