Astral projection

I had no idea what I was doing.

And I started having the wildest, like, out-of-body experiences and astral travel experiences, and I was going to other dimensions, and I had, like, encounters with aliens and non-human intelligence, and...

And people, like people that I don't know, like other people, I was going inside other people's bodies and like looking through their eyes.

And the craziest shit in the world was happening while I'm just sitting on my couch at night, literally trying to like lower my blood pressure.

You being an astral traveler, what did you see in the astral world that confirmed that?

I've observed the process of reincarnation.

I have seen these souls pass over and you try to tell them that what they've been told is not quite true, that this is the true reality.

Obviously, it's not necessary on the Astro, but as

a default, you could certainly do that if you were so inclined.

If this is happening here, then I would assume that other countries would have that as well, which is fascinating to me because that means that they know about astral traveling, right? And when they came to reprimand you, do you think they knew who you were? Because of your ability to sense extra sensory perception and know exactly what was going on with them, do you think they had the same with you?

They challenged me, and whenever that happens, I immediately put my shields up.

It just happens naturally.

am i asleep

yes you went to bed and we were going to do some astral projection right and you had a dream of a jar oh my god you had a dream of a jar of ivy Your fake cigarette's going to burn a hole in your shirt, Kenny.

Look out.

Not again.

And so,

yeah.

He's dreaming of a jar of eyeballs while Aditha and I are doing some astral projection to figure out what the fuck is going on with our BFF.

our platonic polycule partner here.

So it's the full moon on Friday too.

okay that totally makes sense because it only comes in waves in my house and it'll happen for again like short periods bursts of time yeah so last night i hear shuffling i'm like i'll be fucking kidding me another thing i've been just like i just so happen to be researching recently is astral projection

this bitch we were at dave fucking busters this weekend this bitch sitting across from us is 20 people we don't know we have just talked about her fucking period for a really loud time and then she was like y'all ever astral She was on her one and a half diet coke.

She was feeling freaky.

You did.

Your period blood.

And astral projection.

And astral

am i asleep

yes you went to bed and we were going to do some astral projection right and you had a dream of a jar oh my god you had a dream of a jar of ivy Your fake cigarette's going to burn a hole in your shirt, Kenny.

Look out.

Not again.

And so,

yeah.

He's dreaming of a jar of eyeballs while Aditha and I are doing some astral projection to figure out what the fuck is going on with our BFF.

our platonic polycule partner here.

Polymorphing really isn't going to do anything that I care about, so I'm going to skip those.

I think I'm going to go for astral projection, which feels like a weird choice, but I love the idea of astrally projecting myself and then projecting my spellbook from my astral projection and then summoning something from my astral projection.

And then, you know, I'm doing the Count Dooku thing where like I send a bounty hunter who sends a bounty hunter who sends a droid who sends a bug to kill a princess and then all of them fail in succession.

The joke was lost.

I've got Shape Change and then I'll be casting Prismatic Wall probably most of the time with my 9th level slot and Blade of Disaster.

All right.

I've got Astral Projection.

I've got Gate and Psychic Scream.