Astatine

In nature, it probably is a pathway through uranium fission.

So when uranium breaks apart, you end up sometimes with seven to eight hours of astatine.

Astatine.

I don't know which way you say it.

Anyway, so that's the rarest thing on Earth.

Ladies love it when you compare them to viruses and radioactive elements.

You just walk up to them and be like, look, some people say acetine's the rarest thing around, but by some measures, you're the rarest thing.

Yeah, I prefer you to Astatine.