Arnold Horshack

Yeah.

Or like, it was like Screech, Horshack.

Yes,

yes.

It's the young lawyer from her lawyer's office, one of the young lawyers, one of the young noob attorneys.

And I didn't write down the actor's name, but it's the guy that played Horshack on Welcome Back, Cotter.

Mr. Carter, which I did not realize because I didn't watch that.

No, I never watched that show.

I went, "Let me look at this indictment.

I've got five, 10 minutes." It was the strangest indictment I've ever seen because it laid out all of these examples of how he had essentially, you know, what appeared to be confessed or tried to sort of like Horshack jump up and down saying, "Me, me, me, me, me, me, me." And yet my big question was, well, wait a second, if he's been, if he's been making it known that he had something to do with it all these years, why did it take this long to find him? And so that's what I really, I thought, "Ugh, I gotta figure this out.

I gotta know." And I just started doing document diving.

Um, I think I filed like 40 records requests or something and within the span of a couple days.

It was strange.

But the second one that they did in 2002 had a ma- a, a f- a fight that almost made sense when you first hear it, and the longer you think about it, the longer you realize, "No, this is [laughs] really, really stupid." It was Dustin Diamond, who played Screech on Saved by the Bell, versus Ron Palillo, who played Horshack on Welcome Back, Kotter.

Knight, have you, have you ever watched Welcome Back, Kotter? You ever, you ever seen that show?

I, I have, I have never watched Welcome Back, Kotter.

Uh, I, I, I also will admit to have not watched it, having not watched Saved by the Bell.

You know what? Weirdly enough, I have not really watched Saved by the Bell, so my wife calls it, uh, Stolen Valor whenever I quote, "I'm so excited, I'm so excited.

I'm so scared." But, uh, the Welcome Back, Kotter was a pretty good show from the '70s, and Horshack was the Urkel character of the show.

He was the Screech.

He was Vinnie...

How good's my memory? Was he Vinnie Barbarino? in Welcome Back, Cotter, and there was Horshack, and it was a very funny show, but yeah.

Welcome back.

That was also John Sebastian.