Arch Deluxe

Ugh.

Hey guys, you need another actor? I'll just be over here in my car eating the Arch Deluxe

... of movies maybe that I've been in like my Nick or like my Nickelodeon show.

His dream is to drive around to places from movies and shows he's been in.

Back in the 1990s, there was this absolute craze as McDonald's struck up this partnership with Hasbro, the maker of Monopoly.

Everything's gone deluxe at McDonald's with the deluxe Monopoly game and the grown-up taste of the Arch Deluxe.

Better chances of winning big instantly too.

I won a car.

Ugh.

Hey, guys, you need another actor? I'll just be over here in my car eating the Arch Deluxe.

Of movies maybe that I've been in, like my Nick, or like my Nickelodeon show.

His dream is to drive around To places from movies and shows he's been in.

Um, see, that's my problem, is that I like things, but once they've moved on, I've moved on.

Now, I've held onto the Arch Deluxe 'cause it had something called English horseradish sauce on it.

Yeah.

And that was a really good fast food burger back in the day.

I don't know.

Yeah.

It was Arch Deluxe?

Maybe.

And as always, I'm joined by my good friend, Mangesh Hatikader.

And on the other side of the soundproof glass, practicing the steps for the official Arch Deluxe line dance.

That's our friend and producer, Tristan McNeil.

Now, I have to admit, I'd never heard of this, but apparently this dance was part of a McDonald's ad campaign back in the mid-90s.

Do you remember this, Mango?

Yeah, the Arch Deluxe.

It was a giant failure from what I remember.

Yeah.

Sorry, sorry.

But it is no Arch Deluxe.

I'm telling you.

I didn't mean to hamburger you.

Sorry, sorry.

But it is no Arch Deluxe.

I'm afraid.

I didn't mean to hamburger you.

They didn't help, but that's not the reason that Jaguar cratered.

They cratered because they decided to be something completely different than what their target demographic wanted, right? And this is kind of like McDonald's with the Arch Deluxe, which was probably just a couple decades too soon, but they decided to...

know piss off the families they're like well mcdonald's isn't for kids anymore come buy our overpriced burger for adults ew icky yeah and it went just about as well new coke he

likes arch deluxe i

did like the arch deluxe it was a tasty burger and i wish they would bring it back but whatever They call it something else because it's, you know, that that that name is radioactive now.

Anyway, let's let's talk about Jaguar and how they're getting rid of 4000 jobs.

I mean, come on.