aphthous stomatitis

No, not wounded.

I got a canker sore, but that's pretty far for the course for me.

Other than that, I'm in perfect health.

Excellent.

the computers.

Well, first of all, you're going to hear a lot of mouth noises from me this week because I have to wear the Invisalign.

My mouth is filled with canker sores because when I don't wear it, the buttons rub massive holes in my mouth.

So right now, I have massive holes in my mouth because I didn't wear it this weekend.

Well,

Oh, girl, I remember the wax.

The little wax kits that I would get when I had braces.

And you put them on the nubs in order to prevent, like, you are having canker sores and for things poking at you.