anus

So we got a suite because it was me, the wife, TJ, fiance, and Rylan brought her boyfriend as well.

So we were all in one room with two queen beds and another room with just one queen bed for me and Anus.

So we went out and we're walking out of the hotel and I'm talking to Gum and tj's fiance and he goes i can't believe you're marrying an indian nobody likes indian chicks and as i look to my left there's two aunties looking at me they're about 67 years old and it just daggers into me so i walk up just 12 through door i'm like oh i gotta make this one so i turn around oh yeah i'm just kidding said honestly i'm an indian my daughter's an indian and I go, my daughter's marrying a white guy.

And without missing a beat, the old auntie just goes, I guess you can't win them all.

B, Malay for porridge.

Dubur.

Correct.

I. Monday in Malay.

Part of the body.

Anus.

[laughs]

It always starts with anus.

Runaway Trapeze Artist.

[laughs]

It Always Starts With Anus.

[laughs]

... our new Edinburgh show that's gonna take the festival by storm next year.

It's called Pub Crawl of the Anus by Party Pete.

Right.

I'll look forward to that.

You want to help him out with that one, Dr. Ben? Well, the

first four letters are anus.

Anus, okay.

And Tomas.

Tomas, or not Tomas.

Anus Tomas, famous baseball player for the LA Dodgers back in the 19th, is that right? Yeah.

Anna could be.

Anna Estimosas.

I've got one more.

I once emailed someone and called him Anus instead of Angus.

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

[laughs]

Bye, Anus.

Go away.

Nine on the graphics, but one literally broke right before the show started, so I figured we'd throw it in here as well.

We got ten camp stories we're going to cover here today, and then the Devil's Anus scale of hot takes is very popular, Chris.

And so we are going to try to throw in about three hot takes per episode all the way up until the start of the season, so...

Chris, I say we get through some of this fall camp news, and then we can get to that part at the end.

Like...

It is, yeah.

So, yeah, like I said, Devil's Anus, we're both in agreement on that.

Let's hit up this final take here.

[laughs]

For the first time, my very first album, Anus-

Uh-huh

... is being released in its entirety on vinyl.

Mm.

But this is the thing.

To celebrate the anniversary of Anus-

Celebrate, celebrate, celebrate

We had Gary 'The Glove' Payton, Earvin 'Magic' Johnson, Karl 'The Mailman' Malone." He says, "You gotta do this.

Debuting for your Indiana Fever, six foot, eight inch, 280 pound center, Anus 'The Penis' Cantor." I love that, Timbo.

It was worth doing.

Thank you for the note.