Amy Santiago

doesn't remember anyone else.

But then, yeah, we missed, as in like right at the start, we didn't really mention that Vulture gave Jake an order to break up with Amy.

Oh, yeah, because he thinks they're conniving and secretly talking behind them, behind their

backs.

I don't think we're that dramatic.

I've been gone one week.

Jake and Amy are dating and they've killed a person.

Come on.

You can watch on YouTube some interview that Andy Samberg was doing, and there's a Q&A from the audience.

And s- a woman in the audience says, "Well, you look at me the way you look at Amy Santiago."

Aw.

And he gives her that look of love-

A woman who can negotiate and read through her contract like an absolute boss is not only powerful, she's also incredibly chic.

Think Amy Santiago, just not as obsessive.

And this is not just about work contracts, right? Employment agreements, rental agreements, brand contracts, loan documents, policies, property papers, subscriptions.

You are going to sign a ridiculous amount of things in your adult life.

Thomas,

not relevant, but has anyone noticed that Jacob looks like Amy Santiago's brother from Brooklyn Nine-Nine? I don't know.

What's crazy is I'm watching Brooklyn Nine-Nine right now.

That's like for the first time I'm making my way through it.