American cockroach

But today is the American roach, the longest, fattest, ugliest roach there is.

[laughs] It probably doesn't appreciate you calling it-

[clears throat]

Number that will survive.

Call 334-595-9055.

Well, it's funny 'cause a long, long time ago I was being trained and that's how I was taught, that it had a, a, a large halo on its, on its head and it was the biggest, just like, you know, Americans seem to be.

Yeah, I would say between them and Smokey Brown-

[clears throat]