Alliteration

Say the top again.

So we've got the illiterate, so alliterative.

Alliterative, yes.

Two of the same letter.

They don't really give any information about her, but I will give you information.

Yeah.

Alliterative, but accidentally again.

[laughs]

[laughs]

It is the most verbose scoreboard anywhere on planet Earth.

This, my friends, is Kelly Brown's Alliteration Scoreboard.

The Bears looked somewhat mean against gangrene, punching the Jets in the spleen 23 to 12.

In England, Indie fans chuffed to the bits, absolutely knackered and full of beans as the cheery cheeky Colts coldcock and rocked the Commanders in London 30 to 13.

Tedarrell McMillan, a killer for Carolina, as he had 14 catches for 192 yards and two TDs.

The Panthers squeeze and freeze the Lions 32 to 26.

That is your Alliteration Scoreboard for Monday, October 5th, 2026.

[upbeat music] So, I mean, there was a couple of slips.

There will be no silly incantations.

Illiteration.

[laughs]

Run around like...

realising today.

I'm also an alliterate.

Is that what you said? You're a known alliterate.

Yeah.

My turn? Good.

I'm realising I am a big...

You are.

...alliterate.