How much time are we at? I mean, how much time have we done? Okay, cool.

Well, pop music, there was a dark time when I was briefly in college where every single morning I would listen to Happy by Pharrell.

So obviously, I was not happy at the time.

I needed to really manifest it.

So every morning I'd wake up to Happy.

And every night, it's kind of like oil and vinegar or oil and water because at night I'd fall asleep to Skinny Love by Bon Iver.

it's like no wonder i was

Say your handle to camera.

Her version is being gay.

I think gay is more of a vibe, you know? It's like, I'm wearing soccer jerseys now.

I'm...

How are you flirting with women? Well, okay, here's the thing, not successfully.

I went to a gay bar in Denver, and there was this girl who was kind of staring at me the whole time.

So I'm like, okay, gay summer's starting now.

she kept like kind of following me around and so i'm like okay she definitely she wants this

And then he's satisfied and he finally stops.

I'm sure.

And, I mean, I guess it probably was always gonna not work out because I would be like, if we ever break up...

Uh-huh.

I feel like guys can kind of move on easily in terms of getting with someone new.

I don't know.

I was just in my head.

I go, the only way that you would be devastated is if when we break up, I get with the fugliest...

I am interested to know what kind is it?

Mm-hmm.

You're bloated.

Your stomach, your...

You might feel, like psychologically skinny, but like you don't look great down here.

Yeah, but you know what? I kind of love, like I have a good life when I really look at it.

My life is so good, so simple, so boring, that sometimes it is kind of nice to get just fucked by some diarrhea.

And like-

Oh, wow

yeah i hope he's doing well i always want that to be the reason i'm getting broken up with

there are a lot of people act like it's their worst nightmare it would be a delight yeah someone was just telling me that they how I forget if I forget who it was and what the context was, but whoever this person was, was saying, you know, they, them and their partner broke up and then the partner is now gay.

And I'm like, wait, that's so beautiful that they were like, they loved you enough to like be with you in this relationship and like realize that it wasn't going to work, but that you were the one that like, I don't know.

There's still something beautiful there.

Yeah.

I'm like, I feel like that's such a good indication of character.

Yes.

I think we

Oh my god Yes

Do you think that that's what You know, they keep saying like Iran is going to, you know, nuke us over here on the West Coast.

Do you think they're waiting for WeHo pride? I don't know.

Do you think they're specifically waiting for the pussycat dolls and that's when they send the drones? That could be what they're waiting for.

Maybe they're

josh

potter josh potter stinky ashtray yeah And like, you know, I don't want to be ableist, but he is blind as a bat.

Yeah.

Men, women, and

ladies.

Well, there's the lower level, which is women only.

And then there's the upper level, which is men only.

And then there's the jimjilbang, which is the co-ed section where you're clothed in what they're wearing, your uniform, the WeSpot t-shirts.

and they also have a little restaurant which is overpriced but you know kind of fun and um yeah when i was there i did see i did see a non-bind or potentially trans person in the women's section did

but she's not actually the Zodiac.

Well, see, here's the problem is that everyone thinks that the Zodiac killer is a man and men always get the credit and I'm sick of it.

I get

it.

Yeah.

And you know what? What's that? This is even more pick me.

And I don't want to like infringe on your brand.

Please.

But it is working out for you.

Totally.

Not like that.

No.

And so I'm like, "Okay." And this girl in the class, she's like, "I'm gonna set up a camera to film the show," and I was like, "Okay, but don't...

I don't, I don't want you to post it.

I have a career to uphold."

Mm-hmm.

But like you said, it's kind of like I'm doing this to myself, like I have to look in the mirror.

I don't...