Alexis Rose

Dan Levy would never make fun of something like that.

There weren't 10 million jokes about Alexis Rose being a whore.

That would be ridiculous because it would be denigrating to Annie Murphy.

You think Annie Murphy's a whore? Is that what you're saying, Dan Levy? Like, it's silly to behave like this.

I would call them, like, a mixed bag of fun.

Okay, Alexis Rose.

That was so Alexis Rose.

A mixed bag of fun.

All right, let's do it.

Here's the thing, though.

I put Alexis Rose is also my sister's.

That's a good one.

And I would pick Alexis because I figured, like, Alexis would have hot friends.

Workplace culture has become noticeably more hostile since her arrival.

Next up, we have Alexis Rose, our distraction.

Performance rating, exceeds expectations.

Somehow.