Adrian Mariappa

Legends in their own right.

We had Mariapa.

We had...

Kafka.

achievement or minute of action, Mike.

Minute of action for me, obviously the, uh, the truly greatest minute of action in 1986 was, uh, the final 60 seconds of the particular bout of personal intimacy between his mother and father that resulted in the conception of Watford legend and genuine one of our own Adrian Mariapa.

Um, But, you know, parochial biases mean that I won't win if I submit that as my official entry.

So I think for Minute of Action, and if you look on YouTube, one of the highlight videos of this is 58 seconds long.

I think it was against Leicester in that 3-2 win.

Do you remember that game where, um, I think Mariapa committed a foul and Doyley got sent off? It was mis- mistaken identity sending off.

Um-

Didn't Craig Forsythe score in that game? I thought he scored the winner.

You almost got like the management staff and the coaching staff.

Mariapa's in there now, ex-players, et cetera.

And it's one of them that can work as a positive.

And it looks like as so far, West Ham have been nothing short of I'm going to say very, very, very underwhelming, shall we say, of the championship, because I've sat in this chair and said they are going to run away with it.