Aden Meinel

This so happens to be when ancient texts describe the rise and fall of a golden age on Earth.

The reputable Dr. Aden Meinel, a veteran of jet propulsion and the man responsible for the Hubble, spoke at a conference said to be packed with both archeologists and students.

And you can imagine the shock of everyone in the audience when he confidently claimed that, quote, "High levels of beryllium-10 in the Greenland and Antarctic ice cores indicated that cosmic rays were responsible for the germline mutations in both animals and human life around thirty-five or forty thousand years ago." This is a coincidence even bigger than the security cameras malfunctioning on the one and only day that Jeff killed himself.

Am I right? We don't have a picture for that.