Adam Carolla

Hmm.

Um, and I had started doing it, the first time I ever did it I was actually a guest on "The Adam Carolla Show" when, uh, people like me still kind of listened to it, when it was like, eh, it's, like, 5% right wing and 90% good comedy.

Now, it's seems to have flipped that, that, that, that ratio.

But I did it in 2014.

Hmm.

It was just a random...

Carolla had mentioned Trump, like, 'cause he was on "The Celebrity Apprentice" at one point, and I just started tinkering with a, with a Trump impression.

And it was not good, but it was, like, the foundation of it.

Like I would, I literally left South Hill like a handful of times.

going into spring of 2026 from summer 2023 into spring of 2026 i only left south hill by myself a handful of times it was like to that extreme like that's how i was so like in character as this like south hill thrift shop guy and then i just have started getting like and no that's what it is because this is what also i was thinking about was um i think adam carolla has talked about this and this literally happened to me actually i get all excited no dude this is actually what happened in my life is there are stories about undercover cops who they go undercover into situations and they get in so deep that they can't get out and it's called like getting like in too deep it's it's a some 41 song and that's, I honestly, now that I think, cause I'm like, I wasn't, I kind of was going undercover though in the beginning just to, cause I was like, I was going undercover cause I was literally, I was saying I'm going to stay a few months, like five months tops.

I was like, I'm here five months tops or like I'll have a certain amount of money saved up and then I'll bounce.

I'll get the heck out of there and I'll be gone.

Hey, boys, I'm watching you.

I'm watching you boys from the sidelines.

but um um no dude i wasn't that's the funny thing though is i was just like a normal kid who was like literally just like slightly less cool than my friends that's that's literally i was the cameron fry just like this that's like the more average kid who just you know i had some like emotional i obviously i had like emotional angst because of this i imagine i would not have had my emotional angst if i hadn't been one of the cool kids who had a girlfriend in elementary school or junior high in looking back in retrospect you're like i would all of my all of that like emotional angst build up it all stems from not ever being quite cool enough in school isn't that weird looking back you're like dude um what's the word like uh society that's how society works no but it's like this weird like group think where you're like yeah but you're not as cool as these other people so then you don't get these girls like that's literally kind of how i'm like and then and then you kind of just some like adam this is an adam carolla theory is that somehow your relationship with women is like defined when you're like 13 or something when when you're like very young and it kind of makes sense to me because because i'm like i kind of It kind of is the way it is.

I'm like...

That was not last night in Dallas.

I was at the Department of State in D.C. And by the way, Adam Carolla spoke on the first night of this midterm convention in Dallas, not the second night.

Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Eldorados, I want you all to have a very safe and enjoyable weekend.

And I will see you here on Monday.

And I had started doing it the first time I ever did it.

I was actually a guest on the Adam Carolla show when people like me still kind of listened to it when it was like, eh, it's like 5% right wing and 90% good comedy.

Now it seems to have flipped that ratio.

But I did it in 2014.

a lot of Trump's more famous, less famous friends were not even there.

Like, you know, when you're pulling out, we got Adam Carolla.

Right.

Things are not working as well as you want them to.

That was not last night in Dallas.

I was at the Department of State in D.C. And by the way, Adam Carolla spoke on the first night of this midterm convention in Dallas, not the second night.

Ladies and gentlemen, fellow Eldorados, I want you all to have a very safe and enjoyable weekend, and I will see you here on Monday.

Make sure you're on time.

Yeah.

You know, I heard I think it was Adam Carolla was on one of these podcasts and I saw a clip of it and he was talking about how he grew up poor and he was like nine years old, 10 years old or something.

And he looked at his mom and he said, you know, mom, we can have a better life.

Like my friends have like food and cars and a nice house.

In fact, you know what, Neil? A little bit later on, I heard this on the morning show, and I asked Flounder to get it for me, and he did.

Adam Carolla, on his podcast, was talking with one of these social Democrat people, explaining how everything you say sounds great.

Wait a minute.

I get free rent and free health care, and nobody can fire me from my job, and I only work three days a week.