Abacus

Bad news for, I guess, those of us who don't want to do math.

Great news for Abacus is that we're going to be doing this a lot more in the future, too, because all the conference championship games are going to be going away.

And so we're going to have to be figuring out tiebreakers for who wins these conferences moving forward as well.

So just a little something to get you all excited about.

And Jay Jackson is an amazing man.

He is the chairman and CEO of Abacus Global Management.

Jay, how are you?

I am wonderful, and you don't always have to put politics aside, but I get it, and thank you, man.

Just want to make sure we're clear.

I think I always misspelled ARC.

I thought it was A-R-C, but for this purpose, it's Abacus Life Arc, like an arch, A-R-C, A-R-C without the H. That's right.

All right, so I'm off and running there.

But don't be mad when the free world looks at something and goes, stupid.

I don't care about your Game Boy or your Abacus.

It wasn't Texas Tech, Oklahoma State, 38-35, and I got three walk-ons playing in the secondary.

And I got Pat Mahomes on the other side.

Or, you know, you know, or the other, the other ...

What were the other physical tools you had? Abacus, right? You had an abacus.

And then, and people argued that having a calculator was lazy, and it damaged ...

Well, the truth is [laughs]

So it had like a little ticker thing, go tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.

Yeah, yeah, something like a little, like these little, can you pull it up, Zach? Abacus? No, can you pull up what I'm talking about? Just like the spoke.

Because we

would do a clothespin and playing cards

... abacuses, and now we have calculators.

Abaci.

Abacus.

I'm gonna s- I've got a, I've got a guess, but I'm gonna ask for a hint.

... of taking statistics, [laughs] but we, we did.

Abacus.

[laughs]

Yeah.