3 Count

I can see that.

yeah so um we go to three count in the ring and says before we dance for you says there's a situation uh sugar shane helm says there's a situation needs to be addressed says their new cd has been shown up in dumpsters and trash says there's still copies available then shannon moore says we are not lip singing instead of lip syncing like a fucking moron

nobody accused uh poor shannon of being being smart

yeah uh he's from north carolina what do you expect um and then evan says all the ladies go down for the three count and they start dancing and then o'hare and jindrak come down and attack three count o'hare and jindrak who are one of my remember one of my favorites in the dying days of wcw and they picked up where they left off logan so we'll see if that continues and this leads us to match two o'hare and jindrak who just debuted on monday and defeated uh ray and hoovey versus Evan and Shannon of three counts.

So not even the good wrestler in three counts.

Fucking Shannon.

And then they both hit the same scoop slam on Evan and Shannon.

They threw me off, but sorry.

J.B.

Son takes off the mask, and it's J.B. Noble, and he announces he's the new lead singer of Three Count, along with Evan Kratos and Shannon Moore, and they take their lily pads and start beating the shit out of Asia and Berlin.

They said, you think you're so tight, but we'll see you later on tonight in a six-man tag match.

So now Asia and Berlin got to find a partner.

So, just wanted to put over Candido RFP because he's tight as hell.

Which now takes us to our six-man tag as Evan Courageous, Jamie Noble, and Shannon Moore.

Three count, 2.01 in this bitch.

And one.

location.

Look here for three count with baseball bats.

What's going on? A little bit more aggressive if you ask me, Stevie Ray.

You know, ever since they beat Tank down with those bats, seems like

Thankfully.

Ask

Tank Abbott what it's like to get beat down by the three count.

Didn't I just say that? No green circles or anything this week.

I'm not even talking about the backseat boys because they're both good wrestlers.

Like, I want to make a reference to three count because that's the best connection you're going to get.

Yeah.

Is three count from WCW.

Just imagine if three count had kids.

Like if it was a second generation three count.

You're not wrong.

That's...

terms and conditions apply.

Going up against Three Count here.

The Harris Brothers, not only one of the biggest teams in all the sports entertainment, one of the neatest, one of the angriest.

Check out the backslide.

And a backslide and a great double team that time.

That time as Big Ron on the outside, this is Heavy D on the inside.

Three Count's gotta use what they know best, use the quickness, and get away

from these Harris Brothers.

Worlds Collide also going down next Saturday.

So we're going to do our little bit of our way too early preview and predictions for both shows, as well as, of course, the latest and greatest, newest episode of The Three Count, giving you guys the three biggest bits of news here for the week that I could find for you heathens out there, because I do care about y'all and I love y'all.

All right.

But yeah.

I've never been a big fan of WWE and Saudi.

It was just as bad as the deal for when WWE tried to get programming in India, all because Jinder Mahal was WWE champion, and he wasn't even Indian.

But as Luke Owen once said it on the unrelated three count, he was Indian enough.

And for me, This was Bullshit Enough.

But they were pushing these guys, and we're kind of seeing a little bit of a youth movement, Logan.

We see Three Count get a little bit more of a push, and we saw the Young Dragons debut last week, and now we see these two guys.

So I'm pretty excited to see what comes with them, if they hold up as well as I imagined as an 11-year-old.

Because they had a great look.

And, yeah, you know, like Palumbo's new.

Obviously, O'Hare.

And Jen Drake are both new here, three count.

It's been around a while, but they're still relatively new in the grand scheme of things.

Elick Skipper beat Queewee to retain the Cruiserweight Championship.

Misfits in Action beat Three Count.

Harris Brothers beat Chronic in the first Blood Chain match, anyway, to avoid taking the pinfall, clearly.

Lance Storm beat General Reaction to retain the US Championship when Jim Duggan stupidly, shockingly, pointlessly turned heel and joined Team Canada.