Neverware

Yeah.

Neverwhere, who Google bought, let me put that there.

Neverwhere does have a version of Chrome OS.

You can download and install on a Chromebook, at least compatible Chromebooks, I'll say, to where it does give you by default de-Googled experience.

But with the caveat, you kind of have to be an administrator.

Okay.

Yeah, I think what I'm going to do is just buy a refurbished older laptop and then just put Linux on it and start him off young.

Well, I will say Neverware, I believe, does have normal x86 installers as well.