Mister Softee

...

but the highlight of the game was that Ash went to go buy a bottle of water and came back with a waffle cone full of, uh, Mr. Softee.

Yes.

And it was a twist, so vanilla and chocolate.

And I don't know the last time I had Mr. Softee brand soft serve.

It was so good.

Oh, yeah.

...

in there, the ice cream song.

I'm not talking about Mr. Softee.

I'm not talking

about...

Everyone confuses Mr. Softee with the other ice cream trucks where it's...

That is called Nigga Loves a Watermelon.

He took both Beethoven and that mixed it together, put kids on it, and put a positive-ass message on it.

I swear.

Look, people that grew up in the inner city that knew Mr. Softee, we had pineapple on our banana split.

Brother, I grew up with Mr. Softee.

Get me the soft serve with the sprinkles and everything.

Yeah, everything.

Well, we've got a lot of season ticket benefits that we're rolling out, but we're also changing some of our concession stand items.

I think the biggest thing for fans is we're gonna get another Mister Softee-

[laughs]

... ice cream machine that'll go on the north side of the building.

Just the way it goes here.

It just blends into the background, like Mister Softee trucks.

And j- try living on Queens Boulevard in Queens like my parents do.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

And that like you would get soft serve from like Mr. Softee, or if you went to the Chinese buffet or whatever.

Like-

Oh, you definitely getting it at the Chinese buffet, dude.

Is that how they do that?

I don't think they...

I don't think, you know, I don't think your Mr. Softee is doing that, but I guess Clint Howard is.

Oh, good.

Their Good Humor trucks were all over American neighborhoods with their driver ringing bells and selling ice cream bars and popsicles.

Mister Softee is another famous one, but it didn't start till 1956.

If you're trying to remember a particular truck from your childhood, maybe what they called around Omaha/Nebraska, I could look up ice cream companies that operated there in the '40s and '50s." That's definitely from AI, but we appreciate the history lesson, AI.

That's really nice.

Here.

Mr. Softee.

[laughs]

For you.

Mr. Softee.

Yes.

To cover for you and your teammates.

And to pay the bills, he's just taking on odd jobs.

Yeah, repairing air conditioning units, driving a Mister Softee ice cream truck around town.

Right.

But his real focus, the thing he pours his actual energy into, is his living room setup.

In part of New Jersey, the complaint of one douchebag has ruined ice cream for the entire neighborhood.

One guy complained, so Mister Softee is never coming back.

Here's the story.

His neighbor complained about the music and told Mister Softee not to come back.

[ice cream truck music]

Here's a little fun Dave fact as the jingler.

Well, here you go.

Creamy, creamy, lovely cream.