LA Gear

Poo-poo, homie.

Fucking pooboo, dog.

I wore LA gears, man.

Loud and proud.

All fucking lying hard.

They were-

Do you remember LA Gear?

Aye.

Aye, LA Lights.

Get your head out of your rear K-Swiss.

Your sales are tanking LA Gear.

It's time.

Give time his own shoe.

Located in San Antonio, Texas, the home looks like it never left the '80s.

One commenter wrote, "I just wanna run around in my LA Gear high tops with multiple laces and spray tons of Aquanet." So let's continue our tour.

Let us ascend the Lisa Frank celestial stairs.

Now we are up in a teal room.

One of your first trades really stood out to me.

That's the infamous L.A. gear story.

So tell tell the audience about that.

Yeah, I had this business class in high school.

This guy had such a personality, right? And he talked about stocks and invested in stocks.

And he had a couple of classes about it.

And there was a new shoe that came out, L.A. Gear.

I'm like, hey, that looks cool.

You know, we're all getting old.

We're, we're all gonna end up in a nursing home together, though, and maybe we'll start up a podcast then Uh, AreaCode [laughs] 260 says, "I had these LA Gears to match my Charlotte Hornets starter pullover." Yeah.

Oh, wow.

That, that is a good look.

It was an LA Gear Regulator shoe, and I believe Regulators were the pump shoe version of LA Gears, right? So Reebok had the pump, you know, that...

where you [laughs] you could pump up your shoe.

Uh, I believe LA Gears had the same thing, but they were called Regulators.

Cool shoe.

... all we had was light up shoes, bro.

We had fucking LA Gear.

I know.

It's like it had lights.

[laughs]

How was I supposed to-

My LA Gears

... how am I supposed to run at night? [laughs]