Google

Before I say, hold on.

Before we go any further and discuss this bullshit, let me Google this shit.

It's fake.

But the point is, I took the time out to Google to actually make sure that it was a legit situation.

That's all these chicks that they wear lingerie by serving coffee.

I was like, let me check.

And I was like, didn't.

When you Google John Phillips, I think his songwriter pops up.

Probably.

My goal is to not exist on the internet, so despite what I'm doing here, yeah.

This is going to be for cybersecurity teams that they have vetted.

Google is shipping Gemini Omni 2.1 Flash.

They have some video and some price cuts that are in all of that.

Anthropix Cloud is helping solve the first Vault problem.

These are AI agents and it's only for their max subscribers.

It's just like ChatGPT Dots or Meta's Muse, right? It's these open claw, basically clone tools that have come out.

I would expect all the big labs to at a minimum do this, right? And I've talked to people that are working with Google and Microsoft.

And they're all working on this.

So people that are just like, oh, I just want the money or things like that, they're not strategists.

If Google were to say, you can't use our search engine unless you give us five bucks, would they've ever got big? No, they say, go ahead and use it.

But what they do is they find staggered mini little ways to make money off you.

What does Google make per American? I'd be curious.

Anybody have a phone? What does Google make per American? Can someone type that in? And yet you never give them any money.

Probably.

What does Google make off every American? It's probably a lot.

I don't know.

good.

YouTube, Google.

I mean, there's other like learners, people, I guess like how people make courses or things like that that are online.

It's a lot.

hear this.

I tried to Google it.

I think I'm thinking of a movie where someone was shot and like, but they had something like a metal like object, like maybe like in their shirt pocket or like somewhere on their body that like stopped the bullet.

and they were saved and it was kind of like maybe like a romantic moment maybe maybe i'm just imagining that but like y'all can y'all please help me try to think of this movie because it's really killing me and i feel like it's popular i know somebody in the chat has seen it and y'all have come through multiple times before so if you can come through again this time that would be that'd be amazing

And I've also had a chance to redo my notes.

It was a thin week for Google News.

We'll do the tease here at the top of the show instead of after the warm-up sort of talk here.

So Google got into hot water.

Because we are very, very correctly in an environment where people do not trust multi-trillion dollar companies that are trying to force AI down people's throats.

So, when Google did something with their education customers that made it seem as though maybe they were trying to force AI down people's throats, and also forcing school systems to sacrifice children at the altar... of Google's absolutely desperate desire to justify all the money they're spending on AI, well, it caused a bit of a blip in the news cycle.

The people on the Apple iPhone team were very, very, very grateful to Google for getting a respite against all of the news stories about cracking iPhone Duo screens.

So I want to talk about that.

Qualcomm's up $7.

Google's up about 1%.

Meta up about 2%.

Caterpillar up 1.5%.

He says less than 10% of SpaceX money comes from the government this quarter and will drop to below 5% in a year.

So he's already seen that there's going to be some pushback on his brand.

Meta, TikTok, and Google are suing California to stop a new law that protects kids under 16 on social media.

There's a new law which starts January 1 would stop these apps from showing kids' feeds designed to keep them scrolling.

and tell your guys content, not just your betting card, but also everyone over in the FSA and crew.

And, you know, I was thinking about, you know, of course we've got our Google chat with the crew.

I was thinking about throwing a little something in there.

Like, Hey, I've got one.