Diaper Genie

And then suddenly you're in a screaming match.

Yeah, yeah, about the Diaper Genie.

Right.

Yeah, some dumb shit, yeah.

Yeah.

Well, I don't have, like, the Diaper Genie.

Oh, okay.

We just have a standard trash can-

if I'm being honest.

[laughs]

So we keep one, uh, Diaper Genie on each floor, which means five, so it's...

[laughs]

Yeah, look forward to that sometime.

Then you get a diaper genie.

Seriously though, congratulations.

Then you get-

Super happy for you.

Then you get that Diaper Genie b- beetle.

You d- get a, out a Diaper Genie on each floor.

But then you're like, "What the hell's happening?"

It smells nice." Every single tour always tells me that they're amazed that it smells nice.

And so I even go the step above that we do not put, you know, dirty diapers in a Diaper Genie.

We put them in a bag, and we take them out to the dumpster.

So there's never dirty diapers [laughs] in our school.

You could just take it all around your house.

The Diaper Genie.

I highly, highly, highly recommend the Diaper Genie.

Make sure you get the refill bags because the bags don't last that long.

But the Diaper Genie is a great invention.

It doesn't smell at all.

Even when you're taking out the garbage, like when you're taking the diapers out, it still doesn't smell.

That's got to come out.

Because, of course, we started the show talking about diaper genies because of the baby shower thing.

that Jesse and his wife have this weekend.

The run game right now does need a diaper genie, so hopefully they don't need it tomorrow.

Well, Joe, I told you to send me your address and I'll mail it to you, and you never did 'cause you were like, "Ooh, I have a kid I have to take care of."

You sent me a Diaper Genie, man, for my kid.

[laughs]

You have my address.