Calgon

hot mess this morning.

You need Calgon

to take you away.

I do.

Kitty, comb included.

Or did Oscar the Grouch reject him because he was too new and clean for his can? Calgon would be a perfect sponsor for today's soap opera commercial break so it can take me away to another day.

Look, the biggest egregious offense, far more than Mr. Kitty, was Kane's umpire shirt.

All he needed was a whistle.

That one's...

That's the one you eat in the bathtub while you've locked the door as your kids are banging on the other side of the door, and you need [laughs] multi-grain dark chocolate Cheerios to take you away a la Calgon.

Orie- Oreos, or no, they're called-

Yeah

when I was a kid there was a commercial on TV.

It was like, "Calgon, take me away," or something like that, right? It was, like, shampoo.

Um, and, and it was a, like it was a, a woman in a bathtub shampooing her hair, and then she'd be in, like, the Caribbean, you know? I, I love that concept, that, that wherever you are, for five minutes, this product can take you there.

Um, and I, I would, I would think about really leaning into that.

He wanted a white limousine.

He wanted a Calgon bath beads.

I mean, a big deal.

Calgon that piece? Yeah, Calgon he wanted.

And he's like, why can't I get a White Rose? Elvis got one when he was dead.

I want one when I'm alive.

Summertime.

Remember Calgon taking you away? Does anybody remember that one? Oh, my

gosh.

I'm curious.

Yeah.

Mr Gently Benevolent says, "When is Calgon going to start force-feeding you boys lentils when you turn up at the office?" I'll take a, I'll take a bowl of, of lentil, three lentils for lunch occasionally.

Not every day.

Lentil soup.

But I'm picking Tony Cottee.

There you go.

[laughs] MrGentlyBenevolent says, "How are you still employed by Calgon with such poor 40K knowledge?" Sorry, I played loads of 40K in my time.

I played loads of 40K in my time.

Stereotypes.

You've never seen like Calgon take me away with a man in the tub.

Like that's just, it doesn't connect.

And so nobody has ever stopped and said it's important or that this is how.