Belvita

Oh, you know most people find a fiver.

Oh, I've got half a Belvita.

Oh, God.

God knows how long that's been in there.

Yeah.

Did you come in? Were we recording an episode?

Can I take this Belvita out of here? Of course you

can, darling.

Single servings of like popcorn, pirate's booty, pretzel.

There were like some Belvita breakfast crackers in there.

Like clearly she just like had raided my mom's pantry and like put this bag together for me.

And she goes, for the road, Lissa.

She goes, "You look like you're enjoying it." I said, "Yeah.

Eating my Belvita Blueberry Breakfast Biscuit, watching other people fight."

[laughs]

Love it.

I do apologize.

I have tried to make today a little bit better because I had a little Belvita bar on the way in.

A

little snacky.

A

little Belvita on the way in.

What did you have last week, by the way, for lunch afterwards? Because we went separate ways, didn't we?

You hang around.

And it's, like, people that, like, they don't even need to be stealing.

I mean, you'll be like, they'll be, like, paying $50 in gas, and they'll steal a Belvita biscuit bar, and now you, now you're just some meme on TikTok.

I haven't, like...

That is such a fascinating mindset to me that, you know, "Fuck it.

Um, let me see here.

I'm just gonna play it off my phone.

Yeah, this guy that keeps, keeps stealing Belvita biscuits.

Do I have it? Oh, man.

It's bright yellow.

It's like Belvita.

It's like, it's like-

It's just square.

One thing we're trying to figure out is to start not eating snacks.

She eats Belvita snacks.

There's four in a pack.

And then I was like, "Let's play around with eating two of the four," because we're getting too many calories, not the right kind of calories, not just a calorie thing, but not the right kind of calories.

But anyway, I brought that with me, a long-sleeve shirt.

My cell phone in a Ziploc bag, some fig bars, BelVitas, ScratchLab Chews, and Honey Stinger gels.

Oh, and a chocolate scone from a local farm stand that I had bought the day before.

It was gonna be a sugar fest, so I just accepted this was [laughs] not gonna be, like, a really nutritious race.